Friday, August 10, 2007

If websites were people...

...whom would this one be?

The large sweaty man who catches your eye from across the room. Oh, and you're sorry when he does, because you can already tell that he assumes an appalling familiarity. See? Already, he's making his way across the crowded room -- nylon belly overhanging his khaki lap, bright blazer buttons that will never again meet their long-separated mates.

And when he talks, he talks close, whispering onion-scented atrocities hot on your ear.

Now, for a change of pace, tell me whom this site would be...

3 comments:

redsneakz said...

I first thought that the second site would be the mean girls... but that's not it. It's the cool girls, the ones who are too busy being beautiful to even notice anyone else's existence, the ones whose arched eyebrow makes the heart of the Heathers quail.

Then again, it could just be the hot chick who got knocked up by the fraternity guy.

thestoic said...

Yes...it's that gimlet-eyed, silver-skinned terrorista you remember from high school! Sometimes, you can still see her traces in the eyes of a soccer mom gone to seed...

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If websites were people, they will demand for better compensation since they work 24 hours for seven days without any rest.